Shakespeare Punching Puppet "Dumb Stuff" Guaranteed to get attention in

Guaranteed to get attention in a parking lot

WARNING: Not intended for extended exposure to heat above 120 °F (49 °C) inside car

sometimes thousands of times

Do you high class snobs think hard working

but that’s what you get when you hang around the Space Needle during a full moon

Shakespeare Punching Puppet "Dumb Stuff" Guaranteed to get attention inDid someone say actors and writers aren't tough? Well, they are scoundrels and wastrels! Here to prove it, from Stratford upon Avon, weighing in at 10 stone, is the Playwright Pugilist, the Battling Bard, William Shakespeare! This 12 1 2" punching puppet has two levers inside its breeches that make Shakespeare punch. Be forewarned, if anyone implies that his works were written by Francis Bacon, by his hand he will supplant some of their teeth and make