Jungle Green Tea Rose CORAL CORAL "It's bathroom wall art

"It's bathroom wall art

sounds like an overstatement

By the time I finished

The ceramic flower in question wasn't just large - it was the kind of large that makes you wonder if it was meant to be viewed from space

so when guests tilt their heads and squint at it

Jungle Green Tea Rose CORAL CORAL "It's bathroom wall artI never thought I'd find myself in a heated debate about wall art but there I was, arguing with my sister about the merits of a medium sized ceramic echeveria. "It's perfect for your blank walls," she insisted, waving the green monstrosity in my face like a deranged florist. The thing was neither small enough to be quaint nor large enough to be a statement piece. It just existed, much like my career aspirations in high school. I imagined it hanging