BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER" Indoor Door Mat Colour:White 3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)

assertive tone for your home

Premium Ceramic Construction: Choose the standard 11 oz size for quick caffeine hits

even on slick tiles

The Ultimate Office Deterrent: Place it firmly on your desk to let your colleagues know that any new projects they assign will be met with the exact same level of success as underwater aerodynamics

BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER" Indoor Door Mat Colour:White 3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)Lay down the law right at your feet! This mat demands the respect you deserve (or at least, the respect you find funny). This rude and funny welcome mat is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who has a brilliant sense of humour and a slightly exaggerated sense of self importance. Featuring the command, "BOW DOWN TO ME WHEN YOU ENTER," this mat is guaranteed to get a massive laugh and perhaps even a playful bow from your most loyal (or most easily