Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener Obsidian Warrior is a piece

Obsidian Warrior is a piece of who you are

the UPPER DECKER coin brings the attitude

Whether you’re on the range

and that feeling of impending everything's on fire

where shadows stretch long and silence hides danger

Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener Obsidian Warrior is a pieceBecause the Suck Doesnt End at 1700 When the missions over and the pain is still fresh, crack open a cold one with the only tool that truly understands your struggle, 6 inches of green goodness the Tactical Green Weenie Bottle Opener. Built tough and shaped like the infamous military mascot of misfortune, this beast is part gag, part gear, and 100% accurate. Whether youve been voluntold, caught in the endless suck, or hit with the Friday afternoon