Butter Slut luxon Laser engraved with your custom

Laser engraved with your custom text

Lightweight despite their dramatic length

Plates are decorative only

or even that weirdly shaped reusable cup• Glossy finish for extra durability and wipeable goodness​

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Butter Slut luxon Laser engraved with your customMeet the Butter Slut Dish. Now in a full 500g size, because lifes too short for rationing butter. Bigger, bolder, and ready to handle your most excessive butter habits without judgement. Whether you're loading up sourdough, smashing crumpets, or just embracing your true butter loving identity, this dish proudly lets everyone know exactly where you stand. Functional? Yes. Classy? Debatable. Iconic? Absolutely. Hand applied in Dannevirke, New Zealand.